1.) Retail websites that make you give them an email before you can look around
You’re lucky I’m even here in the first place. Seriously, why do we need to get personal information involved? Just let me creep your products at my leisure.
2.) The phrase “I’m living my best life”
Anyone who says this is lying to the person they’re saying it to and themselves. I’ve seen your Pontiac Aztec, Karen.
You’re going to charge me $18 for this little plate of shit? You kidding me right now?