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BURNT TONGUES release day!!

Burnt Tongues double coverHoly shit, did it take a long time to get here. A very long time. But now the wait is over and Burnt Tongues is officially live, shipping, and on bookstore shelves. Yep, that’s right…I finally made the brick and mortar stores. Look at me now, dad!!

Anyway…this journey started for me way back in 2009 when the only credit I had to my name was the self-published edition of Out of Touch. I joined the Chuck Palahniuk writers’ workshop, competed to get in this thing, and after many years of heartbreak and delays, we finally got a deal. For the full five-year affair, go check out the column I wrote for LitReactor…Burnt Tongues: A Behind the Scenes Chronicle.

Also, the boys over at Booked Podcast recently did a review of Burnt Tongues. If you’ve never listened to Booked before, these guys do a wonderful job of breaking shit down over the course of an hour and keeping it pretty free of spoilers. You can check that episode out HERE.

In another first, I’ve got my first official mention from Kirkus…so that’s kinda neat. Read their review of Burnt Tongues HERE.

Also on Kirkus, the man himself, Mr. Chuck Palahniuk, talks about the book and short story writing. You can read that interview HERE.

Don’t forget to “like” the official Burnt Tongues Facebook page.

Finally, make sure to buy the damn book and give it some review love on Amazon and Goodreads.

BURNT TONGUES is Shipping Early!!

Burnt TonguesIf you pre-ordered a paperback copy of BURNT TONGUES you may have already gotten it. My copy came in over the weekend (pictured left). So you can ignore the August 12th release date. These puppies are shipping right now. As for the Kindle version, looks like those will be available July 21st.

You can buy BURNT TONGUES on Amazon HERE.

Don’t forget to add it on Goodreads and write a review when you’re done.

Advanced Review of BURNT TONGUES from Booklist

Burnt TonguesAs most of you know, a very special anthology is coming out courtesy of Mr. Chuck Palahniuk and the crew behind The Cult entitled Burnt Tongues. Twenty transgressive stories by twenty authors that were submitted and vetted through Chuck’s workshop–Burnt Tongues represents the cream of the crop, hand-selected by Chuck himself. We now have our first advanced review from Booklist:

Despite its little-heralded status in literary circles, the counterculture genre known as “transgressive”fiction, wherein the author and/or protagonist bucks social conventions by violating one or more taboos,actually has a rather illustrious history.  Classic novels such as Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment,featuring the murderous Raskolnikov, for instance, can be categorized as transgressive fiction.  In thiscollection of 20 contemporary short stories, lead editor Palahniuk makes certain each piece qualifies as anexample of both first-rate craftsmanship and something that pushes the envelope of social acceptability. InNeil Krolicki’s opening tale, “Live This Down,” three humiliated high school girls plot their suicides usinga poison gas recipe gleaned from the Internet.  An animal shelter technician in Chris Lewis Carter’s“Charlie” recognizes the tortured cat someone drops off as one he himself abused when it was a kitten.Matt Egan’s “A Vodka Kind of Girl” recounts the sad fate of a calorie-counting, bulimic woman. Anyonelooking for boundary-breaking tales that also pack a haunting, powerful punch will find hours ofentertainment here.  —— Carl Hays

Burnt Tongues comes out August 12th. You can purchase it HERE.

Chuck Palahniuk’s Introduction for BURNT TONGUES

Chuck PSource credit: The Cult, the official site of Chuck Palahniuk

One of the advantages of being in a Chuck Palahniuk-produced anthology is that we also got an introduction written by Chuck himself. So here you go, ladies and gents…enjoy!

My favorite books are the ones I’ve never finished reading. Many of them I hated the first time through: The Day of the Locust, 1984, Slaughterhouse-Five. Even Jesus’ Son occurred as something so odd that I balked and set it aside. High school spurred me to hate The Great Gatsby and the stories of John Cheever. I was a fifteen-year-old pimple factory. How was I supposed to swallow the embittered disillusionment of a thirty-year-old Nick Carraway? Growing up as I did, in a trailer house sandwiched between a state prison and a nuclear reactor, Cheever’s genteel world of country clubs and commuter trains seemed more make-believe than the Land of Oz.

After a few years of such false starts, I picked up an almost-forgotten copy of Bret Easton Ellis’s The Informers and read it cover to cover in one sitting. Since then I’ve bought copies to give to friends, copies and copies, with the caveat: “You’re going to hate this at first . . .” Continue reading “Chuck Palahniuk’s Introduction for BURNT TONGUES” »

The Chuck Palahniuk anthology “Burnt Tongues” is now on pre-order!! (now with cover art)

Burnt TonguesIt’s finally upon us. After years of effort (around seven, I believe) the Chuck Palahniuk anthology Burnt Tongues is now on pre-order…and you can get it right HERE.

To make a long story short, this all started way back when Chuck announced that his writers’ workshop would be hosting a competition of sorts. The premise was simple: submit your stories; if your story makes it through the various rounds of cuts, it could wind up in front of Chuck himself to critique and be considered for the anthology. Needless to say, many writers threw their ring into the hat (myself included). The process was long, and I’d be lying if I said that it wasn’t without its fair share of missteps and delays. Chuck is a busy guy and getting this thing off the ground proved to be extremely difficult, even with the Palahniuk name to back it…but fast-forward to now and it’s almost a reality. We’ve got our final line-up: twenty of the workshop’s best and brightest not to mention a fantastic publisher, Medallion Press.

Here is the official synopsis:

Transgressive fiction authors write stories some are afraid to tell. Stories with taboo subjects, unique voices, shocking images—nothing safe or dry.

Burnt Tongues is a collection of transgressive stories selected by a rigorous nomination and vetting process and hand-selected by Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, as the best of The Cult workshop.

These stories run the gamut from horrific and fantastic to humorous and touching, but each leaves a lasting impression.

Some may say even a scar.

Once again, you can pre-order on Amazon HERE. The book is also listed on Goodreads.